Top NSFW Jutsus

Top NSFW Jutsus from Naruto: The hidden leaf has most if not all Jutsus that have applications in the bedroom. Let's explore them. 

Clone Jutsu: 

This is an E-rank jutsu taught to academy students. It creates a realisitic illusion that can't interact with anything physically. The pervy use for this is having multiple clones in the form of anyone you choose perform any ecchi act you desire for your viewing pleasure. 

Transformation Jutsu: 

Being able to turn into anyone, and also to freely modify body parts can make things spicy. Sex, age, length, sizes etc can all be changed freely. An old couple can become young again, size will no longer matter, you can do it with anyone you imagine, and everything will become legal. 

Shadow Clone Jutsu: 

Being able to make perfect copies of one's self increases the number of participants. The more the merrier. 

If you're by yourself, it's not ideal unless you're gay, but if you can pull off Shadow Clone Jutsu, you can surely pull off transformation Jutsu too. Just turn your clone to the opposite sex and you're only half gay. 

If you're with your lover on the other hand, it can be 2v1 either way, or 2v2 at least. Add in transformation Jutsu, and you'll have a lot more variety. 

Byakugan: 

Voyeurism. Nuff said. 

Akamichi Jutsus: 

The only relevant jutsus from the Akamichi clan in this regard is the partial and full expansion jutsu. 

For a male, the partial expansion jutsu ensures size never matters. It kinda explains how Choji manages to nab Karui (black girl). 

For the female, the partial expansion jutsu allows the melons and cake to expand. D-cup, G-cup, the alphabet can't contain how far the cup sizes can go. Also the dumptruck would put Kim Kardashian to shame. 

Both can use full body expansion to smother the other. The dude could rail his comparatively tiny partner, while the gal would fulfil his fantasy of smashing a giantess. 

In extreme cases they can crawl into one another, or shove their arms into places too small to otherwise. Use your imagination. 

Yamanaka Jutsus: 

The Yamanaka have 3 jutsu that are not only ecchi, but all kinds of devious. 

The first jutsu fires the Yamanaka's mind into the target, taking over the body and leaving the Yamanaka body as a mindless vegetable. 

It's a shite technique, with the only possible use is smashing one's vegetable body using someone else's body. Below mid. 

A better Yamanaka Jutsu is the one that allows you to control another's body remotely. Better but still shite. What good is that for? To force someone to rail you against their will? 

The only good NSFW Jutsu this clan has is the where by placing your hand on someone's head you can feel the same sensations they are feeling. 

So basically if a male Yamanaka places his hand on a female Yamanaka's head while doing the deed, he'll feel his pleasure plus hers. 

Vice versa, she'll feel her pleasure plus his. 

Now what if they both place a hand on each other's head? Well, I Hypothesize that it would create a feedback loop and cause their pleasure to increase exponentially to infinity. 

Long story short, it's too dangerous. 

Nara Jutsus: 

I remember back in part 1 when Shikamaru caught Tayuya in a Shadow Bind and tried to choke her with said shadow (That's one hentai tag right there). 

I saw the shadow hand snaking up her torso, and wanted to yell "Ayo!" like an African American. He was really handsy with that Jutsu. 

To summarise, is a really bdsm jutsu: choke and bind. 

Genjutsu: 

Whether the ocular genjutsu of the Sharingan or run of the mill genjutsu performed by regular Shinobi such as kurenai, this NSFW jutsu has limitless application. If you can imagine it, so I shall be. 

All that's required is a partner willing and trusting enough to let themselves be put under a genjutsu, and the other partner with the capability of pulling it off. 

Despite having limitless potential, it's biggest weakness is the fact it's one sided. Guess it would have its use when one Uchiha isn't the mood, but doesn't want to deprive the other of a good time.